!! Very Important Message on COVID-19 !!

Hello Covids,

In this covid of covids, we all must covid. Wash your covid daily, always wear a covid. Never covid around others and always covid your covid when coviding. Covid covid 2 meteres covider or covidee. This state of covid is modelled to covid covid, so covid your covids.

Your cellphones are now covid covids and will be coviding your covid to authorities. Obey all Public Health covids until Premier Covid announces covidframe covid 2037 covid timecovid. The covid is mutating into covid and can appear as any covid. Covid online for more covid.

Covids caught outside without a full face-covid will be covided through anonymous covid-lines and exposed flesh will be covided in fines of $covid%.

Most covidly STAY COVID!

Yours in Covid, Hobb

Liberals: YEs! Covid my covid, I'm already self-coviding but we need enforced coviding on those native kids gathering in the local covid!

Conservatives: Covid is a lie. It's actually a communist WUHAN. Too bad the wuhans cannot wuhan because my automatic, barrel-fed wuhan is ready to wuhan.

Ontario Govt: <in British accent> Covid modelling means covid covid, but as covid modelling covid deaths maxcovid 100,000! but covid covid. So covid every covid possible, all the covid time and old covids will die at an acceptable covidrate over the two years. Flatten teh COviD!

If we flatten the covid, keep our covids clear of other covids, maintain no covider to covidee between two covids for another covid or two covids, then can we collide covider into covidee for some covid to covid glee?

Covidwise maybe...
Remember: one week covid = covidcrime. Exposed covidhole = covidcrime. More than 5 covids in a covid = doubleplus covidcrime.
Obey FordGov TeleCovid to avoid covidcrime.