Preparing Children For The Apocalypse

The Onion is so 2003. My best memories of it are reading their big book summary of the 20th Century in the North Bay bathroom - good times back then. I heard someone reference this old Onion video in a podcast (both are from 2009), so I dug it up. The video has aged nicely as it applies just as much 2016 and it is pretty funny.

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse? Top Headlines
http://www.theonion.com/video/are-violent-video-games-adequately-preparing-child-14314

"Videos games are not teaching the more advanced skills a child would need like how to collect the morning dew in human skulls ... this is the type of knowledge our kids will need in their new brutal hellscape"