Comact Disc Licking

I don't know about you bitches, but whenever I have to clean a DVD I always am tempted to lick it.  I think it was Hobb that put that in my head that it worked.  I am not going to lick a DVD from the library ever cuz it's probably laced sky high with coke and fecal matter.

Currently I'm watching Kids in the Hall DVD that's skipping like mad and I REALLY WANT TO LICK IT cuz I know it works!



ya... this one.  So good!

Use peanut butter!

Remember those solid black playstation CDs? We used to coat them with PB and wipe them down to get them working. Trust me, it sounded like madness when I first heard this too - but the desperation to play LOADED or WIPEOUT XL forces a man into weird areas. I think its the oils from the PB what help. Maybe it wasn't fecal matter on those library discs after all...

http://lifehacker.com/5941675/fill-disc-scratches-with-peanut-butter

also:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/27/health/27brod.html