More Exquisite Corpses

Another batch of Exquisite Corpses found while sorting out the dusty corners of hard-drive. The date on the file in from 2006 but I recognize some of these from the same sessions as the earlier posting so they are probably from 2001.

Read more wisdom from randomly interacting minds...

Is it true?
No, it is only in one's mind.

Who should we trust?
Only those in the know.

What really matters?
A chance at freedom.

What is the use of dreaming?
It is the source of all suffering.

Where did you find this game?
It was thrown out the window.

How do we get out of this mess?
First, accept that everything is relative.

Why do people cry?
Because we can't remember how.

How much will it cost?
More than it is worth.

Why are Christmas lights so sad?
Because there are many stars dying in the sky.

Where can true silence be found?
Outside the womb - Beside the grave.

Why are babies so damn scary?
Without them, our lives wouldn't have order.

Why does this all hurt so much?
If it didn't, we would lose all understanding.

What will happen when I step out the door?
The lonely call of the morning dove being drowned by industrialization.

How can a breeze revive a person?
By slavishly imitating television.

What is the shine in my eyes?
The touch of honesty in humanity.

How should someone take care of their spine?
By going east.

What is the true north?
A blue and silver silk roll unspooling.

Where are the streets paved with corpses?
In the halls of the highest tracks of minds.

How do we recognize our own insanity?
By hailing the new flesh. ALL HAIL THE NEW FLESH

When do we fade to gray?
When all the leaves are brown and the sky is purple.

How many cats are in the tree?
As many thorns as there are on a rose.

What happens at the moment of death?
Well first there is a stream of lava with an explosion and then the rabid squirrels come in...

How can I escape Murphy's law?
By becoming in tune with nature.

How mean are wolverines?
Alot of piss, alot of vinegar.

Why go OUTSIDE?
So it can be determined by one's own mind.

What is perception?
It is remorse beyond consolation.

How do I get hardwired?
With nonsensical antics.

What does the future hold?
They place their fingers to their lips.

Is nothing ever sacred to nature?
Yes, because God willed it.

What is decay?
Baby, Don't HURT ME-NO MORE!

Why must a man hate another man?
So winter remains cold.

What is tradition?
It is the way things will end.

Why do people cry?
Because it's that time of year.

What is freedom?
The clam in the ocean.

What is the oddest job you ever had?
Canoe.

Where is the moon?
In a truck stop bathroom.

What is politics?
Those crushed during an earthquake.

Who is the person behind the face?
The fastest grabber.

Why is it raining?
To allow extra time for napping.

When does a young man's fancy turn to love?
When the trip is over.

Who really knows the truth?
6 dwarves that make supper for a paraplegic man.

When do dogs attack?
Once after every meal.

What is the whole of everything?
The space between the lines.

Where is Bigfoot?
It's caught between the lines.

How will DNA be used?
To jump over the fence.

What does the color blue smell like?
It hangs suspended in the vortex.

Where have all the cowboys gone?
To the circus parade.

How does one get published?
Turns off the light and go to sleep.

What makes a man start fires?
A lunar eclipse on a rainy day.

What will be the last straw?
Simultaneous birth and death.

Why does pain hurt?
Because we had to dump the body.

How do trees express themselves?
Very, very gently.

Figured I should stop lurking. I remember many of these.

K.