End Time Signs
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End Time Signs
A topic to post those observations that just make you wonder just how thin the veil of this world is, and if it's about to vanish in a moments notice:
Examples:
Vision that came to me some long time ago: Pack of dogs begin to break-dance, like competitive, one at a time, circled by their cheering peers.
Classic from Douglas Adams: All the dolphins say 'tanks for all the fish', and migrate off of the earth.
Today's News: Japanese monkeys and dears start having sex - Special report monkey-dear sex
Examples:
Vision that came to me some long time ago: Pack of dogs begin to break-dance, like competitive, one at a time, circled by their cheering peers.
Classic from Douglas Adams: All the dolphins say 'tanks for all the fish', and migrate off of the earth.
Today's News: Japanese monkeys and dears start having sex - Special report monkey-dear sex
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Re: End Time Signs
I remember your bipedal dog examples from high-school, interesting to hear the break-dancing context :o I still have images of a childhood nightmare where McGruff the Crime Fighting Dog approached me in smoking jacket and smoking a pipe (like Sherlock Holmes). It was the fleshiness of that man-dog that still haunts me.
Monkey-deer sex might not equal a end-times sign because monkeys will mount anything - that webpage has video/gifs of:
10. Monkey Rapes a Goat
9. Baby Monkey Humps a Kitten
8. Chimp Mouth Rapes a Frog
7. Monkey in a Zoo Rapes a Stuffed Monkey
6. More Monkey Cat Sex
5. Another Monkey and Another Cat Do What Comes Naturally
4. Spider Monkey Speed Humps a Stuffed Animal
3. Baby Chimp Humps a Bush
2. Seriously Though, Monkeys Really Seem to Like Raping Cats
1. When Monkeys Jump Owls
I get the impression that male simians will basically hump anything including a wide variety of inanimate objects. This makes the monkey-deer example interesting because they are female monkeys sexually harassing the deer - maybe this is the perfect 2017 example of end times!
Monkey-deer sex might not equal a end-times sign because monkeys will mount anything - that webpage has video/gifs of:
10. Monkey Rapes a Goat
9. Baby Monkey Humps a Kitten
8. Chimp Mouth Rapes a Frog
7. Monkey in a Zoo Rapes a Stuffed Monkey
6. More Monkey Cat Sex
5. Another Monkey and Another Cat Do What Comes Naturally
4. Spider Monkey Speed Humps a Stuffed Animal
3. Baby Chimp Humps a Bush
2. Seriously Though, Monkeys Really Seem to Like Raping Cats
1. When Monkeys Jump Owls
I get the impression that male simians will basically hump anything including a wide variety of inanimate objects. This makes the monkey-deer example interesting because they are female monkeys sexually harassing the deer - maybe this is the perfect 2017 example of end times!
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Here is the obligatory climate havoc sign: pictures of the same Texas street - one from this July and one from last week:
And let's get the obligatory Trump posts out of the way:
Is there anything math can't prove?
And let's get the obligatory Trump posts out of the way:
Is there anything math can't prove?
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A security robot has been put to work in San Francisco in an attempt to deter homeless people from forming tent cities.
The robot uses lasers and sensors to monitor an area for criminal activity. Rather than intervene during a crime, it alerts human authorities.
The robot's owner, the San Francisco SPCA, said it has seen fewer tents and car break-ins since it deployed the robot
http://www.businessinsider.com/security-robots-are-monitoring-the-homeless-in-san-francisco-2017-12
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We are currently cheering for Amazon to set up shop in Ottawa during a TV timeout. I’m not making this up. #Canucks #Sens
https://twitter.com/Jyrki21/status/920451152621244417/photo/1
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Artificial Intelligence Is Killing the Uncanny Valley and Our Grasp On Reality
Convincing artificial video has been a long time coming. I was always kinda terrified of this being used on mass scale, still not many signs of outright weaponized use yet. I guess old style propoganda is working just fine in this media climate.
darkmike- Posts : 17
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That's the sort of technology you could inject into the mass media (old style propaganda) at key moments without much chance of getting caught... Many intelligence ops - from invisible ink to spy planes - depend on deploying advanced technology before the rest of the world catches up.
As the article says this is a "recast War of the Worlds for the AI era“
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Anyone: "That not me on that video! It's an algorithm-powered 'style transfer', you know 'zebrafication'! That's my face, but that's not me! It's weaponized zebrafication!!!"
Cops:
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The articles also points out to the bizarre potential of these techs to continue our cultures descent into a real-world Surrealist project:
So 'volumes of maximally shareable misinformation' pumped out in by a continuously evolving loop of machine learning algorithms.
As the article says this is a "recast War of the Worlds for the AI era“
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Anyone: "That not me on that video! It's an algorithm-powered 'style transfer', you know 'zebrafication'! That's my face, but that's not me! It's weaponized zebrafication!!!"
Cops:
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The articles also points out to the bizarre potential of these techs to continue our cultures descent into a real-world Surrealist project:
wired wrote:Scammers and political operatives will deploy machine learning algorithms to generate untold volumes of misinformation and, because social networks selectively transmit the most attention-grabbing content, these systems’ output will evolve to be maximally likeable, clickable, and shareable.
So 'volumes of maximally shareable misinformation' pumped out in by a continuously evolving loop of machine learning algorithms.
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I've beening thinking about this article https://www.avclub.com/take-a-trip-to-the-automated-hellscape-of-youtube-video-1820196139 and how it describes videos being created according to the rules of Youtube's search algorithm.
Currently this produces an infinite hellscape of day-glow, pregnant spidermen who are always rapping or visiting doctors...
x infinity....
Yet if you took the core idea of 'algorithm-produced content' and added the CGI trickery ('zebrafication'), you could also create movies that were computer-produced mash-up of other movies. You'd just list 5 movies and the computer would grab elements of them and stitch them into a whole new movies. Or you'd click off a few boxes (car crashes, dinosaurs, dinner table conservations, John Candy, volcano) and a movie would be made using those elements.
I'm sure the mash-ups would be rough in the first few generations but that would be part of their charm.
A future of dedicated fan-edits and computerized mash-ups sounds good to me.
Guys who make gibberish kids videos for youtube wrote:
Basically, it comes down to automation. Whether it’s pregnant Elsa videos or the rambling word salads, these clips and their titles are constructed to exploit YouTube’s computerized curation. They contain words and phrases that parents might search for or would trigger YouTube’s recommended videos feature, sliding them in alongside innocuous nursery rhymes and legitimate videos from popular kids shows.
The same characters and keywords pop up over and over again—“Spider-Man,” “bad baby,” “finger family,” “education,” “tantrum,” “colors,” “superheroes,” “rhymes,” “Peppa Pig”—and they’re almost always jumbled together into some incomprehensible sentence that must look absolutely scrumptious to a YouTube algorithm. It’s all so finely tuned that it’s impossible to tell where the human element of these operations begins and ends, or if there is one at all. As Bridle writes, “This is content production in the age of algorithmic discovery — even if you’re a human, you have to end up impersonating the machine.”
"In terms of contact and relationship with YouTube, honestly, the algorithm is the thing we had a relationship with since the beginning. That's what got us out there and popular. We learned to fuel it and do whatever it took to please the algorithm.”
Currently this produces an infinite hellscape of day-glow, pregnant spidermen who are always rapping or visiting doctors...
x infinity....
Yet if you took the core idea of 'algorithm-produced content' and added the CGI trickery ('zebrafication'), you could also create movies that were computer-produced mash-up of other movies. You'd just list 5 movies and the computer would grab elements of them and stitch them into a whole new movies. Or you'd click off a few boxes (car crashes, dinosaurs, dinner table conservations, John Candy, volcano) and a movie would be made using those elements.
I'm sure the mash-ups would be rough in the first few generations but that would be part of their charm.
A future of dedicated fan-edits and computerized mash-ups sounds good to me.
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Fooling AI can now be done a thousand times faster
"By changing an image pixel by pixel, neural networks can be tricked into thinking a dog is two people skiing"
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2157069-fooling-ai-can-now-be-done-a-thousand-times-faster/
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The articles is paywalled but the mixture of AI-trickery and dog-human hybrids was too striking!
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I guess this is another use of 'zebra-ing' - making custom ordered porn...
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/zmwvdw/pornhub-bans-deepfakes
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/zmwvdw/pornhub-bans-deepfakes
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